Pope Benedict decided that I should be canonized (click here), so now you bastards should show me the respect I deserve!
I've been busy lately. I was in New Orleans with Al and Jesse (click here) to help with Katrina relief and then I decided to run for mayor of New Orleans (click here) and I beat those two bastards.
Last month I flew to Sicily to capture top mafioso Bernardo Provenzano (click here).
I went to James Brown's funeral (click here) and those two bastards from New Orleans were there.
I ended 2006 on a high note by flying to Baghdad and helping the world get rid of Saddam Hussein (click here).